We were without power twice this week…
And my roommate George is pissed about it. So pissed that he’s filing a claims form to PG&E since they wouldn’t discount our electric bill. According to the email chain, these are the items we are claiming:
- Everything in the fridge (including useless condiments)
- Nice bottle of champagne
- A carton of Faberge Eggs
- Movie tickets to Valentine’s Day
- Movie tickets to Up in the Air
- “a leprechaun named Sebastien. Anyway, based on the inevitable pot of gold I was entitled to (and for his “services”) I’d estimate his worth at $600,000.”
