An excerpt from a friend’s facebook note
Someone asked Daddy if he wanted a boy or a girl. “Duh, a boy,” was his resposne. “What if it’s a girl?” someone asked. “I don’t want a girl, that’s gay.” Now, I’m legitimately afraid for the unborn child, especialy if its genetalia proves unpreferable to the father. Most would consider the act of reproduction to be a predominately heterosexual act, regardless of the ultimate gender, but Daddy believes otherwise. Attention all fathers with daughters: you’re gay. Maybe you’ve fooled yourself into believing you’re straight since you’ve been in a longterm, sexually active relationship with a woman, but that girl you’ve created is a sure sign of your closeted homosexuality. My student, however, is a man, so you can be sure he’s going to have a boy. And only have boys from here on out. Actually, only wanting boys is a mentality that strikes me as particularly gay, but whatever.
